This can't be for real...can it?

Check out this website:

http://mulletpassions.com

It bills itself as a social networking site for singles with mullets.  You can even browse by mullet style! Any readers with a mullet, or just daring enough to sign up and check it out?  If this is any incentive, it's free!

FYI: I found this through one of my favorite sites, Smart Bitches, Trashy Books.

Take a breath...

I got the following email from someone on match:

"My name is garrett and 4 some reason i cant seem 2 get my picture posted but i thought u sound interesting and would like 2 know more about u"

I hate this new trend of using letters instead of numbers. I can somewhat accept it in text messages (but it still bugs me), but an email? To someone you want to date?

For fun, I looked at his profile. The following is his ENTIRE profile:

"30 yr old male decent shape atractive outgoing and fun looking 4 the same fun outgoing must like kids like outdoors 4 wheeling camping a plus i enjoy all music but listne 2 country the most enjoy going out also like 2 stay in im honest faithful and loving"

This isn't even a run-on sentence, because to be one, it must be an actual sentence. Perhaps with some sort of punctuation mark thrown in there. No, his profile is just a bunch of words. It's like he simply barfed out his profile.

Now the real question, should I email him back? Hmmm. Gonna take a pass on that...

At least he's honest...

You know, something has to be said for a guy who tells it like it is...

I came across a profile with this headline:

"Heartbroken and Looking for Fun & Friendship with Bennifits"

For some reason I read on...and I'm so glad I did:

"I just ended a four-year relationship after catching my now ex cheating on me with one of my good friends; moreover, I can say I am at a very vulnerable point right now, but this will change over time."

Um, baggage much? Of course I know there is some girl who will go out with him, and then complain to all of her friends when he just won't commit.