The guy I emailed, to ask for the reason of his posting his TV bracket, etc., responded:
No worries, that is a good question you have. In the past I met my ex girlfriend on this web site. Before we met, she explained to me that she had a met a guy on this website who she found out on their first date he was living with his mother. So she asked me to put up some pics of my bachelor's pad that I live in by myself. So I complied for her, and I guess I have forgotten about that and just left my profile the way it was. She said she also wanted a picture of my 2003 Porsche 911 Carrera 4 Cabriolet, so I put that picture up also.
No comments needed. I didn't respond, but he emailed me a couple of days later:
Well, I enjoyed reading your profile. You made me laugh and smile. I should warn you that I am a Seattle Seahawks fan. But I did stand in line at Scolaris grocery store for over an hour and voted early for John McCain. Unfortunately we lost. Even though I disagree with the democrats, I hope they can make things better than they are now.
I am also Dutch and Scottish, 50/50.
It's almost as if he's responding to an email I wrote him, which I didn't. I will pay one of my friends to go on a date with him. Seriously. That would provide endless blogging material.
2 comments:
Are you a douche magnet? Seriously! What's up with the "she wanted a picture of my really expensive car" line. And all the ex-girlfriend talk in general!
Sounds like a line to me. Like he's trying to be all "look how nice I am - before she was even my girlfriend, I did lots of great things for her, so now don't you want to date me?" I love his next email! Maybe that's just what Dutch/Scottish douche bags like him do - they answer emails that they've never even received...
Mel :)
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