Thursday, October 30, 2008

There are no words...

Meet Julio.
Julio claims to be 32, but looks considerably older. According to his profile, he last read the following "books:"
Adam's Sandler's "First 50 dates" Joseph Campbell's "Hero of a Thousand Faces" Cliff Schecter's "The Real McCain" -- Excellent reading for this year's historic election... Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" LA Times, NY Times... Kamanstra…!!

Let's just clarify something..."50 First Dates," with Adam Sandler, is a movie, not a book. Joseph Campbell wrote "Hero with a Thousand Faces." And I'm pretty sure that the last item that pervy Julio listed here is not "Kamanstra," but the Kama Sutra. You know, just in case one of the fine ladies on match actually agress to sleep with him. He's obviously out to impress us!

He's also an aspiring poet, and boasts that some of his work was published when he was in college! He even graced me, via match message, with an example:
** Under blue skies, we breathe together laughing as our hearts beat as one smiling **

Hey there... Every human is a novel, every human is hero… for your novel reads of eternal beauty and Ill be your hero living in your heart... just wanted to say that. IF/when you feel comfortable, maybe... message: (removed)@live.com; I’m on right now…

“OCEAN WAVES”
III

Ocean waves crash and froth against craggy shores,
Echoing thoughts of your beauty forevermore;
Your hair unfurls simmering in sultry breezes,
Alike waves of kisses melting sand on endless seas.

Gentle night’s breezes softly whisper in my ear,
of wondrous thoughts harboring your beauty near;
Hear crashing waves utter cries upon ivory shores,
alas weeping echoes of sea breezes so near...

It's really too bad that I'm taking my profile down. I really think that he could be the one!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. He's quite the poet.

PadresGirl said...

I know, right? If you stand on your head while you read it, the poem almost makes sense!