1: "Most 45 year old guys do not copy Mr. Olympia's training video. All of the successful older guys in my neighborhood have a wife that is twenty years younger. Okay, I probably grossed you out, but I just wanted to say, anyone as spunky as you who watches FOX channel is good for someone, some lucky guy who wishes Nevada was 100% a "Red" state."
(Yes, that's the entire email)
2: "Hello and top of the end of the week:) I love that you're into politics...I just got elected. *We'll have to talk if I hear back:) Me? Yale and Ohio University educated, tri lingual (although my Italian is sometimes just Spanish with an Italian accent), extremely well traveled, former trip leader for an adventure company, I don't litter, don't end sentences with prepositions, have composed appalingly bad Haiku, can't spell without spell check even though my degree was in English Education...and hope to hear back from you!"
(Um, pretentious much?)
3. "I like pina coladas, i get caught in the rain more often than i should, conduct long walks on tahoe beach with my dawgs, and totally not into Yoga, but i am loyal, honest, and have a passion for adventure. When I am not touring the globe taming wild horses, i am scouring the jungles in search a cure for male pattern baldness. Ok so not really, i was gonna be a outlaw biker though, and was all set to purchase my vest (credentials) and go look for a HOG (more credentials), when i was told i would have to ride a motorcycle. SO i bid farewell to my vest, voluptuous lady friend and life of danger and headed off to Florida to Flight school. I am now a corporate pilot, and i wear slacks, white shirts, ties, and dress shoes (boring). I chase slender women and so no longer can i refer to them as my HOG. MY how life can change when you hit the thirties :) So there is a bit of a taste of my personality, i am all about having fun and making people laugh. I am a pilot and i truly love my career. I dont take life too seriously, instead i just simply enjoy what it brings. So write me back if you found any of this funny or interesting."
(Nope, I don't.)
4. "Wow, you are cute,i take it you dont like spiders
I am a COWBOYS fan,& that karate thing scares me,ive never been in a fight in my life,but i see how you might need to protect your self from the boys.So if you got mad @ Me ,you would kick my butt.Thats not right.Im sure i could hold you down for a while,and im taller than you ,so i could probably run faster than you.So there ,you would have to catch me first."(I'm pretty sure I would just let you run away.)
1 comment:
1. He must be older than 45. Who uses the word "spunky" anymore these days?
2. Married.
3. Not nearly as interesting (or funny) as he's trying to make himself sound. Just wants a 2nd look. And, he's going bald.
4. I'd kick his @ss just because he's a Cowboys fan. But maybe that's because I grew up watching the 49ers?
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