He seems normal, right? Almost McDreamy-esque:
Okay, this one isn't too bad...maybe he's a teacher and is forced to take pictures like this for the year book:
And then there's this. I'm not quite sure what to say. He's wearing a wife-beater, and I'm assuming that's his "making sexy" face. There are more photos of him wearing this "outfit," but I'll spare you:
No profile is complete without a picture of your Porsche, parked in your apartment complex. I don't know about you gals, but my first thought when I see this picture isn't "wow, you drive a nice car." It's more like "why didn't you use that money to buy a house?".
Of course, maybe his apartment/condo is some sort of luxury community, right? Oh, have no fear, he included pictures of his humble little abode:
Perhaps the oddest picture I've ever seen on match, a picture of his TV wall bracket thing. Maybe he's trying to show his sweet surround sound wiring?
And finally, there is this...if he could put a caption on it, I'm sure it would say "where all the magic happens." And might I add, interesting furniture configuration.
So there you go. Call this reason #394083 why I am still single. I mean really? Really?
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I would like to call this guy "80's Man." His hair looks like one of the Coreys, and his furniture looks like it came from that era too. Also, just because I'm feeling mean-spirited this afternoon, I will point out that the first two pictures of him disguise the very obvious weak jaw/chin combo highlighted in the wife-beater photo. Up until that picture I thought he might be a male model. Now I think he's pure cheeze.
So, Hope and I have both been recipients of his attention. These are the same pictures from when I first saw him months ago. You would think SOMEONE would have told him to take out a few of these pics. But, ummm, guess not.
Also, is it just me, or did he buy 2 of the 'left' side of the sectional?
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