Attack of the ellipsis

I got a lot of emails over the weekend from what my brother would call "older gentlemen." In my case, this is any guy 10 years or more my senior. I'm going to share my favorite one with you, because it is a work of art. And by art, I mean poorly capitalized, poorly punctuated crap. The sender is 20 years older than me and lives about 200 miles away. He's divorced with two kids (a big deal-breaker for me). He also claims to be searching for women in the 38-44 year range, yet he blessed me with the following message.

Hi !.....
WOW!....you are a very stunning person.
i read your profile first , knowing what your initial pic reflected, i wanted to read and see who is really behind the projection....
yes , it is true that "you only get one chance to make the first impression".
i like that fact that you are a very well rounded peson and just not the beautiful woman that is in the picture..
your thoughts ,desires and hidden ambitions struck me as genuine and very energetic.
thats important, and it's very exciting that you shared "WHAT YOU REALLY LIKE", from your heart and not just the "GIRLY" emotions,wants and needs. ( which are very important as well..)
if i may say, i'm also looking to meet a person just like you...not afraid to express their true self and desires of the person they're seeking.
now i will agree with what i read and what i see...
you are an increadiablly beautiful and very driven woman....
you have the beauty that you only glimpse in a blooming flower.....
"It's Better To Have Tried And Failed,
Than to have never Tried At All".......( S W C )
I know your a very pretty and gorgeous woman!
if you'd like we could share your ambitions, desires and dreams.....
fun it will be and exhausting it can be.....
"we can sit down dying or get up and start living"........
i know i can make you smile...or at least my two dogs will have your heart by days end.....lol
my name is (removed to protect the guilty) and i would love to meet up with you,and just enjoy a nice evening,day whatever ...of conversation and see if we can prolong an initial introductory.....
p.s. yes....you made my knees shake a bit....lol

I wonder if this works on the ladies in his age group? It kind of made me throw up in my mouth a little bit, but maybe that's just me.