Gifted and Talented

A couple days ago, I got a wink from The Tongue. I've previously mentioned that I'm a big magnet for the 40+ crowd, so I was confused a bit at being winked at by a 22-year-old. Luckily, he's very literate. Take, for example, his headline:

I now how to use my toung!!!!

And beyond that, his "About Me" section:

I just want some one i can get with no strings atached. I wode be nice if the persone i contack is just looking for the same thing that way we whode both now were we both stand. Im just interested in sex sex and more sex i will get you off and you will get me off thats all the maters.

And more:

for fun:

Hi my name is (removed to protect the moronic) im just here looking to meet up with some one for some descrite noty fun...

my job:

Some people tell me i look like colinferal.

How is it a job to look like "colinferal?" And since when is Colin Farrell just one smushed together, poorly spelled word? I think I've found another student ready to enroll in the Hope Singleton School for Guys Who Can't Spell Good and Stuff.

And finally, why pay for a match subscription when you can post this garbage on Craigslist Casual Encounters for free?