I can has LOL Match?

Anyone out there familiar with the lolcats of "I can has cheezeburger?" Well, I think I got a LolMatch the other day. I'm pretty excited, because not only do I get annoyed with lots of abbreviations in text messages (see here and here), but this guy can't even write out a 3-letter word in an email! How kewl is that?! Quoth LolMatch:

hey lady uu look wonderfull i would like to see uu ...

Before we move onto some of the beauty that is his profile, I present his picture (and I apologize in advance for my "Paint" skillz, but I couldn't resist):

I am from Anywhere it does nt matter if you like me and have studied Economy in Turkey. I have been in San Diego a year and studying MBA weeow . I like hang out with my friends, go to beache, surf , nightclubs and playing all kind of sports especially soccer i played 4yr in Uni. And also I like to travel, taking photographs like hobby for me , dancing i am telling before i am good about it :) and going to cinema. I am funny and social i mean open to public :) . I like to smile i mean sometimes who is funnier than me yauw :) and want my parter to smile ,sexy , beauty, chili bla bla bla.Therefore i can except myself like a housebroken i mean i like to spent my time at home actually there is a many reason to being like that i am a good cooker i love my kitchen and i am always creating new things at the kitchen :) , and i am blockbuster fanatic and rent and watch at my home with popcorn :) Plus as i mention that i like the sport and i always running 3 times in a week i lke exercise and i always keep fit my body it, s really imp. than i realy like the hangout with my friends to anywhere i can, t say i am a very selective people about the nightclub but i, ve same place the special for me. Finally What i am looking for briefly i want a trustable , honest and real woman thats all thanks for interesting my intro i hope to see uu asap baii :)

Don't get me wrong...I'm not busting his chops because of the obvious "English as a Second Language" issue. My issue is with the "words" like "weeow," "yauw," and "uu." At least he's housebroken!