OK, even though I'm
taking the week off from dating, I still feel compelled to see what is going on in the Match.com world. After a long day of sitting through a conference, I felt the need for some entertainment. That lead me to look at the "Who's Viewed Me" section of my profile. Boy, oh boy, did I ever have a treat waiting for me! I'd like to introduce Grandpa. Grandpa is 19 years my senior, but looks about 29 years older. His relationship status is "Currently Separated," and he has kids that "sometimes live at home." Wish I could post a picture, but I can't do it from my laptop. Update: The Man (that's who I work for) wouldn't spring for a hotel room tonight, so I am able to post you a picture of Grandpa! Anyway, Grandpa has viewed my profile several times. His profile includes some of the following gems:
"Sparkling, sexy, energetic and imaginative!"
"The Grand Tetons in Wyoming is one of the most beautiful places on earth..."
So, to sum up, Grandpa like girls with "Grand Tetons" (which begs the question...why's he looking at me???), and he likes to get freaky in the bedroom. Why, God, has this man not emailed me???
4 comments:
I am so calling my breasts Grand Tetons from now on.
I'm just jealous that you can! Maybe I should quote a Shakira song in my profile: "Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños y no los confundan con montañas" (Lucky that my breasts are small, so you don't confuse them with mountains.) Yeah...I'm lucky...that's the ticket!
Thanks for posting the pic of geezer guy :P He's sooooo hot! Are you sure you don't want to get "matched" up with such a fine looking member of the male population???
LMAO!!!! What a goof!!
Mel
In the English version of that Shakira song it's the same, except the breasts are "small and humble." How does one have humble breasts? Do they not brag to the other breasts? Or to each other?
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