I was the recipient of a wink yesterday. And, boy, was I happy to see this fella! (Insert unsmiley face here)He intro's himself with this catchy little phrase: "Lonely and waiting darlins"
Here are a few of profile statements:
"Well, to start with, I'm a retired truck driver."
"I'm 6'3", 245 lbs, brn hair, hazel eyes, love to just take it easy now that I'm off the road."
"I love younger women"
"Is faithful, no cheating, hgt, wgt proportionate, dark hair, is unshaven, I love hair."
And everything I am is a turn-off to him:
"Turn-offs:
Body piercings,
Boldness / Assertiveness,
Brainiacs,
Sarcasm,
Tattoos,
Thrills"
Did I mention he was 68 years old?
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3 comments:
Weighing 245 at 6'3" gives a BMI of 30.6, which just falls into the OBESE category. Even if you give this guy the benefit of the doubt, he's still not height/weight proportionate. Oh, wait, I mean hgt/wgt.
I don't care - HE is 68!
"And everything I am is a turn-off to him"
And yet, he winks. Maybe it's a twitch instead? A nervous tick? Or, it just goes to show that single boys are dumb, even when they are old enough to be your grandpa.
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