Friday, September 12, 2008

A woman in a man's body

For the first time (I think), I have an addition from the eharmony site instead of match. The difference between eharmony and match is that you don't get to pick your matches, they match you. I always complain that I never get matched with anyone who lives near me, so you can imagine my excitement when I finally did. Then I looked at his picture and read the profile:
Why, WHY do guys think that girls will like shirtless pictures in front of a truck? Yes, you're muscly, but you are way too muscly for my tastes. Anyway, here is an excerpt from his profile:

"what a softy I am a woman in a mans body,a die hard romantic and very touchy feely"

Just to give the guy a chance, I decided to send him the first round of questions. Here is the question and his response:

"Where do you see yourself living in 15 years?

im living my dream job so wherever life takes me off course i work for more but not to beat the jones"

4 comments:

Jaimi said...

"why are you asking me all of these questions? Just look at my body!"

*left man-boob flex, right man-boob flex*

"Eh? EH? That's what I am talking about!"

Anonymous said...

"im living my dream job so wherever life takes me off course i work for more but not to beat the jones"

WTF is that supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

Hopeful - I know! I had no idea what that meant...and that was by far the most coherent of his answers.

PadresGirl said...

There are no words. I feel like eharmony has sunk to a new low.