Just send me your bank info and I'll take care of the rest...

This one is easy:

"Hey, im danny, new t0 cart00n city and just wanting t0 find a new friend. want 0ne. lets chat, 555-555-5555. -->"

Greetings, I am Mustafa, from Nigeria. I am using Match.com to get to know women in hopes of scamming them out of large sums of money. I will confess a more Nigerian-sounding name to you when you call me (and pay the $4.85 a minute to do so) and tell you that I am a prince (even though Nigeria has a 3-branch federal government structure) who is badly in need of a trustee to use to transfer money into an American bank account to fund my trip to America. I will tell you I'm doing this so that I can meet you and make you my princess!!

Of course, if you are foolish enough to actually give me your bank account number, I will empty it and keep it all. I should warn you, also, that when you call this number I have caller ID and a device that will let me program your number into a SIM card that will mimic your own cell phone, enabling me to rack up mind-boggling bills on your account.

You might notice that I've put zeros in place of all the "O's" in my message. There is a simple explanation for this. There is no "O" in the Nigerian language, so none of our keyboards have the letter "O" on them. Either that or I spilled Pepsi on my keyboard and that key stopped working.