Once again, punctuation is your friend

About twice a week I get an email from match with my matches for the week. Never has anyone on there been remotely interesting. Today, there was a picture of a guy who looked somewhat normal...and then I looked at his profile:

"I drive a 2007 Toyota Prius Hybrid with no payments which is great for taking road trips. I mention my car because I want people to know I'm part of the solution not the problem not because I'm materialistic. I'm not I could love a woman that homeless if there's a physical and mental attraction. I don't smoke or drink. Also, unlike most I proudly have never tried weed."

If you're looking for someone who wants to date you for your Prius maybe you should move to the People's Republic of Berkeley. We don't care up here.

"I'm open minded, easy going, and love animals and children. Although, I don't have any children I do have a little female tan toy Chihuahua 7-year old her name is Sweet-Pea, she's 5 lbs."

Wait, a man named his dog Sweet-Pea? And not just any dog, a chihuahua? Am I on the gay match site?

"for fun: rollerblading at a rink, occasionally work out at 24 Hour Fitness, basketball, swimming, BBQ's, watching TV/DVDs and cuddling. road trips to Disneyland, Knott's Halloween Haunt, and Universal Studios Hollywood Halloween Horror Nights"

Obviously, by cuddling, I mean with my dog. And I'm really 8 years old, but I'm hoping that next year I'll be able to go on the big kid rides.