Chubby Chaser translation

...and here's the translation of Jaimi's "chubby chaser":

"for fun:
Love to ride quads and workout. like to travel to new places and see new things fun adventerous like most outdoor activitis also like to go out to dinner and movies i dont smoke any drink beer on very few occassions. I take good care of myself."

I don't own a dictionary and have only heard vague references to this thing I've heard people refer to as "spell check." I may also consider riding a quad "working out."

"my ethnicity:
like to have fun searchign fro freindship"

I'm not an ethnicity with which you would be familiar, so I decided to dodge the question and instead tell you I want to make friends. I think this will convince you to sleep with me. Because all chicks want to have sex with their friends, right?

"favorite things:
Lov eto go out to eat as much as possible"

I have no domestic skills. Oh, and I'm either that Japanese guy who until recently held the world hotdog-eating record, or I have a bit of a weight problem. Won't it be fun to find out which it is??

"last read:
I like to read sport illyustrated"

I don't read books, and apparently I don't read much of Sports Illustrated, since the proper spelling of that publication is prominently displayed at the top of each weekly issue.

"About me and who I am looking for:
am a fun lovign man i am down to earth love to have fun with freinds and family i love to travel. i love most utdoor activities and love to run and stay fit. I do not smoke and drink on rare occassions. I liek women who ar down to earth and fun loving. I like women who are comfortable with there appearance. i like women who have curves and are thick to big and beautiful."

I'm going to mention again that I don't smoke and that I rarely drink, because chicks probably dig that. Or I have a bad short-term memory. I can't remember which. Another goal I have is to confuse you as to how my profile could have this many spelling errors even though I'm completely sober.