"I work out constantly. I obsess over being healthy and fit. I am goal oriented. I have singular focus and stalwart determination to get the things in life I want. I am 6’2”, brown hair, royal blue eyes and in great shape. I graduate from Cal, but was born and raised in New York City. I like to scuba dive, ski, mountain bike, and box, MMA or spar 3-4 times a week I also enjoy the outdoors, camping and traveling."
I have low self-esteem, so I pump iron and occasionally do other cool-sounding things to get big muscles so chicks at bars will notice me. The fact that I know the exact shade of my eyes should tell you that I will spend more time looking at myself in the mirror than you do. In fact, if we start dating, there will be some serious competition over the bathroom space. Also, I spend so much time in my extreme lifestyle that there will really be no time for you. You'll basically just be a g/f for show and to keep people from thinking I'm gay.
john typically spends his leisure time:
It's true that I've been to over 60 countries, but really I've only spend an average of 3 1/2 minutes in each one. Most of the countires that I've been to were spent entirely on the train when I traveled across Europe. Oh, and Hawaii is a separate country, right?
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I had assumed he counted the countries he flew over too. Cause they count. Right?
Oh yes...an excellent point!
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