It's so odd you're still single...

I received the following email from someone about two months ago. Maybe a month or so after that I received the same exact email. Again. Not one word was different. I mean, if you are going to have a form email you send out, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you sound like a tool.

"Hi my name is Scott, 39, single, never married and have no kids. I live alone in my own house in Smalltown. I have been in this state since 8/2005 where I moved from the Seattle, Wa area. I work in the construction management industry and love what I do.

For fun I had my season pass to Kirkwood. I snowboard and have enjoyed this year. I also enjoy running 2 miles M-F before work and then doing some pushups and situps. Love the getting the blood pumping in the morning. I am easy going, love to socialize and have fun.I also enjoy karaoke. Always up for new experiences and adventure. I love sex and am a very sexual person.

Anyway, would love to get to know you. Please get back to me if you would like to chat and get to know one another. You seem like a very cool and fun person."

Call me old fashioned, but mentioning your love for sex in an introductory email seems a bit forward....plus it makes his "Love to get the blood pumping in the morning" comment sort of gross.