To set to story up - He emailed me, and in a reply, I stated that although he seemed nice, I wouldn't want to drive 75 miles one way for a date. This is his response:
"Hello beautiful!
Thanks for the mail.I am writing to let you know that I got your mail and I hope you are well.My great dream for the future is find that special woman who will be my best friend,my lover, my pupil,my soul mate, and my partner in all life's adventures,at the very least. I want someone to spend all my time with,sharing all the pleasures I've discovered in life,and that's a lot, believe me distance will not be the issue for now ok.
I live in Carnation Bay and is very close to Cottage Inn at Lake Takemehome in Takemehome City.I will tell you more about me when I hear from you VIA my private email; xxxxxx@yahoo.com
Take care. Cheers,
'J'"
Setting aside the very detailed requirements of his "Special Woman", and the inability to use the space bar, one thing really grabbed my attention.
He wants a pupil.
Ew.
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5 comments:
I can only imagine what he wants to teach you. Yucky.
Oh, and buddy, SPACE BAR is your friend!
Oh, and I also like how he didn't respond at all to your concern about the distance. You are one lucky girl to get his private email, how fancy! I wish I would have a private email. Oh wait, I have ::counting:: six.
Yeah, seriously. I reiterate the "Ew".
Oh, he did address the distance! But it came off as REALLY condescending.
Why do all these guys think that telling you how you WILL contact them, will get you to do just that? That's a psychology 101 trick. My dog can out-think that one.
ps: my captcha was "wayyiwil"!
Lake "Takemehome"?? PAH-LEASE. Sounds like a Bart Simpson prank when he calls Moe's Tavern and asks for Oliver Clothesoff.
Bart: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Oliver Clothesoff.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
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