Tuesday, August 5, 2008

There is such a thing as saying too much

Okay, so to start the contributership, here is an email I received. Warning: It is a bit long.

"Hey Jaimi,

I just wanted to compliment you on your profile. I have to admit when I saw that you glance at my profile. I had to check yours out. I have to admit your pic's definitely caught my attention!!! I would like to have the opportunity to chat with you. I want to have the unique privilege of hearing the voice behind that warm & attractive smile of yours!!!!

Therefor, I would like to extend you my cellphone#(555-555-5555)& e-mail address(XXXXX@yahoo.com). I just feel it would be more surreal to hear a live voice,rather than to type away & stare into a computer screen. Computers don't show or express any emotions & feelings. Don't you agree? Plus, not too mention that my membership will be expiring in 2days. I don't plan on renewing it either. So if your up to wanting to meet someone new? Who genuinely wants to hear your ideas,thoughts & whatever come's to mind? Or just simply have a fun & entertaining conversation. Then don't hesitate to look me up. I usually don't give out my info. If I feel the person isn't worth the risk of persueing to know as a person & friend? Something about your profile & pic's has me very intrigued & interested!?!?!

Maybe, it could be when I read your profile & saw your pic's? I see a very sincere,open minded,caring,seductive,provocative,outgoing,attractive & most of all a straight foward individuel! Or that's the impression I get from it. So what do you got to lose? Let's break the ice between us! For you see that I am a persistant & foward person. Who doesn't play head games & just wants to enjoy life to it's fullest.Cos yes(women) there are a few of us guys(like myself) out there that really do pay attention to what women want! Plus, you can never have too many friends in this age & age. So if you give me that honor? I will make sure to put a smile on your face & laughter in your thoughts!

Before I conclude this long message. I just want to take the time to say thank you. For making the time to read this message! I really do look foward to hearing from you. Maybe I'll hear from you later on today or tonight(hint,hint)!?!?!ha,ha..Take care & have a great rest of the afternoon.

sincerely yours

'L'"

Wow. Just wow.

6 comments:

hope said...

My, what an interesting use of punctuation this gentleman has.

Wait, wait, I mean: My, what an interesting use of punctuation, this gentleman has??

Kurt said...

Hey. That was a pretty serious amount of effort. It made me sleepy to read it. I think he might be a hypnotist. Watch out!

Megan said...

You'd think if he was going to go through the effort of writing so much, he'd at least make an effort to look intelligent by using spell check (hey, you can get it on your browser asshole) and proper punctuation. God, what if that was an edited, fixed up version?

Jaimi said...

@ Kurt

I knew there was an agenda behind his wording!

The other options was a breathing technique. If I could finish a paragragh in one breath, I could swim across the pool underwater.

Jaimi said...

@ Megan

All I could imagine is what would he be like in person? Would he pause as weird times and say everything in onelongsentence?

Anonymous said...

That was just "surreal"