To the extreme, I rock the mic like a vandal

For my innaugural post to this blog, I present Vanilla Ice. Ice, Ice, Baby has no friends. That's why he had to take a picture of himself with his Razr in front of the mirror. Ice is 38 years old, and yet, he composes emails like a 15 year old. Behold:

Your profile must be the epicenter of attention I must mention, 'cause I've been on it so long I feel like I'm in detention.

Yeah, baby, you deserve to be in detention...it just has nothing to do with my profile.