Yesterday I got a wink notification from someone on match. I open the email and there's no picture (by the way, why would anyone have a dating profile without a picture?). So I'm forced to look at his page. This is the only text:
"Im Funny And Look Alot Youngerthan Iam.Just Want A Girl To Hang Out With And Have A Few Laughs With.I Like To Play Poker And Watch Movies And Smoke Pot U Know U Do Too"
Tempting, but, no.
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3 comments:
Wow. So succinct. So informative!
I'm sure that he owes his youthful appearance to watching movies, playing poker, and smoking out down in mom's basement. No pesky UV rays to prematurely age your skin there! Sounds like a great catch to me!
I like the symmetry of his missed space bars in the second half of that first sentence: "Im Funny And Look Alot Youngerthan Iam."
Alot. Youngerthan. Iam.
So carefully balanced. There's nuance to this guy. He may be a diamond in the rough.
Some problems that deserve to be answered, but hint at secrets far too sinister to contemplate: Who is "Im" and why is he conjugating Tarzan-style? For that matter who is Iam? All we know is that Iam Looks Alot Olderthan Im.
Strange, strange.
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