Playing All of the Fields - Simultaneously

I am not sure about all of you, but when I am home and it is late and I am bored, I will scan through the Casual Encounters on craigslist. The comedic aspect alone is totally worth it. And then throw in potential nudity? How is that not top-notch entertainment?

This last Sunday night was such a night. And I am perusing the aforementioned personal ads, when I run across this:

"Pokher Knights/Dilligas tomorrow 08/01 - m4w - 30

Looking for someone to go to one of the above listed clubs tomorrow night, not necessarily looking for a hook-up just someone to go with, if we happen to hit it off and decide to participate in some of the clubs activities thats fine...although if we don't "gel" in that sense thats cool also.

Mostly I'm looking for someone to go with because I would rather not go by myself, it seems a little strange to me to show up that way. About me: 5'10"/blonde hair/blue eyes/170lbs in decent shape, no drugs and no diseases. I'm very laid back and don't believe in pressuring people to do things that are not comfortable with. I will pay the cover as well as buy a few drinks...not because I want in your pants but because I am a gentleman.

Write me if this sounds like a fun way to spend your Friday night. I'm attaching my picture here so please send yours as well, although it doesn't really matter since I am not looking for a hook-up just some simple adventurous company. "


Let's clear up a few confusions - these "clubs"? Are sex clubs! Where you go and watch and/or participate in sexual activities.

Now re-read the ad.

Wow.

But wait! There's more!

This fella is also a guy on Match! That's right people, he used the exact same pictures for this ad as he has on his Match profile. Which I have to say isn't bad, but he comes across as a bit bitter. For example:

"I’m not short mind you; I’m 5' 10 two inches away from your arbitrary height cut off…If online dating was like Disney World I’d be too short to ride on the rollercoaster of love.

Well that’s fine with me because while you are trying to defy gravity on the roller coaster ride, only to get off feel nauseous and talk to your girlfriends about what happened and why he didn’t call you and analyze why and if he likes you and blah blah blah… You COULD have been out with me drinking Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, not being too into yoga, admiring my half a brain….etc. "

Now, he didn't state in his profile that he likes sex clubs. Hmmmm...

I wonder why.